What is on your face?

25 Mar

Men, when it comes to facial hair there are serious do’s and don’t’s… that apparently many of you are not clear on. So, I am on a mission to help educate you on this topic so you don’t look dumb, gross, rediculous, or all of the above.

You are welcome.

Here are some examples of good.

If you HAVE to have a beard keep it trimmed.

You have to have even stubble... if it's patchy just be a man and shave.

The BEST! Natural but still nicely manicured.

Depends on your face shape and tan level.

Here are some VERY BAD.

WORST... that stupid strip around your face is not good. Be natural!! AND you'll probably save some time. Jackpot!


Just say no to everything that is happening here.

FYI: The Civil War is over.

Just gross. And that long hair is gross too. The whole thing is gross.

There are no words for the hideousness.

Bwahahahahaha... that's what the girls are thinking when they see him.

We aren’t in Man vs. Wild.

Is that food on your face or did you mean to do that?


 Think before you shave!! There are consequences if you don’t.  And when in doubt ALWAYS go for clean shaven.

If you have extra time try to acquire his smoldering stare as well. It might help.


2 Responses to “What is on your face?”

  1. Marcie March 25, 2011 at 4:24 PM #

    OMG hilarious and so true…you are so creative and fun to read!!

  2. ks June 28, 2011 at 1:03 PM #

    Ok…love this one:) girl…you could turn this topic into a full on coffee table book. xo

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