Real Housewives ReVamp

24 May

As I have been watching the cuckoo train of Ramona head towards complete crazy town on the Real Housewives of NYC along with the Real Housewives of New Jersey taking it up the impossible notch after losing their resident kidnapping, delusional, slutty Danielle, I REALLY think that there needs to be The BEST of the Real Housewives. And when I say best, I mean the worst and most crazy of the Housewives need to be put together in a house preferable off the mainland (maybe Cuba?) where they can duke it out and let their freak flags fly….as well as anything else they can get their hands on and throw at eachother.

I envision stripper poles, hair pulling, “whoo hoo’s”,  flying tables, crazy eyes everywhere, borderline alcoholism (where’s my freaking PINOT?!?!), multiple meltdowns, and if all goes well…a season finale slap fest. Any one else getting excited?? Bravo my schedule is wide open to make this happen.

I’m thinking the ideal cast would include the following: From the Real Housewives of NYC Ramona, Kelly, and possibly Simon (we have to get our pleather pant fix from someone, right?), from the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle and Theresa, from the Real Housewives of Orange County, Vickie and Tamra. I don’t really watch the others, but I know Camille Grammar should probably top the list, as well as the wig wearing psycho Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Talk about a Dream Team!! Andy Cohen would have a field day… and probably wouldn’t make it out alive from the reunion show.

Ramona + Crazy Eyes

Kim
Camille
Theresa

Tamra

Vicki

Danielle

Kelly
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One Response to “Real Housewives ReVamp”

  1. Tatum August 31, 2011 at 9:42 AM #

    They should take some of the popular characters from each city and put them together on a super power RH series! Now that would be entertainment.

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