Beyonce’s Baby Blue BS

8 Feb

Clue one… her deflatable baby bump.

Clue two… the erroneous amount of security at the hospital where she gave birth.

Clue three… her month after comeback pictures.

She’s curvy… curby girls don’t just bounce back like the Victoria’s Secret supermodel alien baby making machines. Just look at her skinny ankles. Mine are bigger than that after a Big Mac and french fries.

I call Bullshit.

On another pregnant note… when is Jennifer Garner ever going to give birth?!? I believe she really is pregnant, and it feels like she’s been in a delicate condition since before Obama took office.

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