Seriouslyshootmenow McDaniel

12 Feb

So this is going to piss several people off. Especially those of you that do this.

Ya, you.

You know who I’m talking about.

But I HAVE to address it, or my head might explode.

But WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! is it acceptable to have “couple” Facebook pages.

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You know where people are like BethandSamSmith or Ican’thavemyownlifeanditsblendedintomyfacebooklifeJones or Fullonballandchainshootmenow Sanchez. Good Lord!!! It’s the most annoying invention ever. I have tried to just use my initials on Facebook and it won’t accept it, but a couple can put the word “and” in-between their names, meshing their complete existence together and it’s accepted by the Facebook system.

W.T.F.

Is it a lack of trust?? Who’s email do you decide to use?? Is it so you can stalk yourself AND your significant other simultaneously freeing up more time to hang out with eachother, talk to eachother, makeout with eachother… and go to the gym? No, you’re right, the gym takes way too much time for anyone sane.

Perhaps my misunderstanding is due to my single status… but I don’t think so (see previous commitment -phobe post.) 😉

I wonder what happens when they get divorced. Do you have to tell Facebook why you are separating your name from your spouse’s and you need to just have Ben back from Benandsheniqua Precious (and then you have to explain why you had to take her last name as well and Ben Precious isn’t really a name you want to commit to any longer) and it was all because you forgot to take the trash out and and then the baby started crying and spitting up everywhere and the dog escaped and before you knew it… shit went south… and now it’s Facebook official! Yay.

Puhhhhllleaaassseeee.

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One Response to “Seriouslyshootmenow McDaniel”

  1. Samantha Francka (@sam_a_lama_) February 14, 2012 at 9:34 AM #

    Ohhh god. I hate that too. HATE IT. Even worse? When they’re not openly joined a la JoeandJulie Lovers, but Julie Lovers decides to deactivate her account once they get married so she can focus on being a better partner (yeah, right) but she misses Facebook so she regularly logs in as Joe Lovers and makes comments without any sort of explanation of who’s posting, making Joe look like an idiot who has bad grammar, can’t spell, and has surprisingly feminine viewpoints. Preach it, sista, preach it.

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