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Fun Fact: Palin Minus the ‘L’ = Pain

9 Oct

As if she didn’t have enough credibility going for her…. ssssshhhheeeeeee’sssssss bbbbbaaaacccccckkkkkkkk.

Sarah Palin is now planning to write a book. What kind of book you may ask… A)”The True Location of Russia,” or maybe B) “Multitasking: How to Watch A Chicken Beheaded While Still Smiling,” or C)”The Top Ten Most Effective Tips To Talk Nonsense But Still Look Like A Hot Mom” or D) A fitness book.

Yep, D.

The correct Answer is D………………………………..

Well thank gawd she’s finally in her destined career bracket. But when the photo surfaced of her new ‘skinny’ self… I had a few thoughts.

1) Goodbye White House, hello stripper pole. WTF is she wearing?!?! Pretty sure I didn’t wear things that immature when I was 18 and crop tops and 8-inch heels were still “classy,” and I hadn’t just pretended I could run a country, shoot a gun, and ride a snow-mobile.

2) Does anyone else think she looks like an 80-year old Shania Twain? No offense, but she looked way better in the hot librarian get-up than whatever Mean Girl impression is going on here. I think her and Lindsey Lohan would probably have a lot to talk about… in the tanning bed.

3) She’s still doing stuff?? I figured after Julianne Moore played her better than herself in HBO’s ‘Game Change’ she would disappear into the sunset with MILF dignity………….I was severely mistaken.

Now instead of hearing that accent debate about seeing Russia and Katie Couric, it’s now gonna motivate us to get skinny…………………………. If only you could see my facial expression at this moment…………………………………………………………..I die.

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