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Goodbye K. Stew. Hello T. Palm?

25 Aug

I have solved the problem. If you hate Kristen Stewart raise your hand…. If you agree (which should be everyone!), listen up.

FYI (sssshhhocking 😉 )I hate Kristen Stewart something about her weird breathing, 24/7 bedroom hair that she flips around and flings in her face, and constant look of marijuana induced high eyes paired with the inability to smile that just rub me the wrong way. Not to mention anytime she talks it’s pretentious and way in depth regarding her “craft” …her love of the “craft” …that must be why she’s a bitch?? Whatever.

BUT good news! I found her doppleganger (but blonde) and she seems slightly WAY cooler. Helloooo Teresa Palmer. You may remember her from Take Me Home Tonight, starring Topher Grace, Anna Faris, and Chris Pratt (the hilarious dude from Parks and Rec as well as Faris’ real life husband). Anyways, this Teresa chick is way cuter and seems a little more… lively.

It’s not too late Twilight and Robert Pattinson!

Take Me Home Tonight Trailer

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